its time to PARTY ! happy birthday MLJX , loves and kisses !
celebrated jiexin's birthday yesterday , but damn it ! i was an hour late ! i had my reasons ! i was busy with one last final editing for the movie i make for her, then had to find the ring i bought for her andand went to the florist to get her the flowers . and ohgawd ! the florist were liek so damn slow . felt like strangling them ! nvm, its suppose to be a fun day ! tee-hee XD . so we went for KBOX . it wasn't as " exciting " as we imagined . WTF ? 3 balloons ? hahahahha . but it was a really big black forest cake they provided (: we didn't finished it though , cos i tasted really BOO ! hahaha . after that suprised MANGOleongjiexin by bringing her to DEMPSEY ROAD . she's like contented , and joshua simply felt like jumping off the taxi. guess he hope that a ambulance would send him to dempsey ? hahahah . the taxi metre almost made him had an heart attack ! the taxi driver was so kind to give us a 30 cent discount ! guess he understand that recession is a killer ! hohos . had ben and jerry , slacked and listened to the live music show. went to the gallery @ dempsey . i love all the rocky sculptures . but the 2J's kept going like WTH ? like that also so expensive . guess if we didn't left in time , they might have just tore down one of the paintings ! anyway , i love them all . it was a great night . especially when we walked out of dempsey together, its creepy !
you're a nightmare ! ass ! didn't even request for your presence and you insisted . neither was i the one that initiated to meddle with your " business " . i've got much better things to do (: so just screw yourself and fcuk off . learning points of the day : MIND MY OWN BUSINESS ! and don't be a nosy parker .
feeling kinda fortunate to know that you are just some irritating bastard .
enough of all those dumb moments of my life (: anyway , today went school early in the morning practically learning nothing . just went to have fun with the class and have a good laugh with the lecturers and skipped one lecture ! had around 3 hours break ? ate then went to library and continued looking at those top ranking lesbians ((((: they are hot ! a note to guys : seriously ! reflect on yourself . andand , i'm sorta wishing this pair of gays would get married one day . they are like one of the loveliest gays i've ever seen XD . if anyone out there actually think that lesbians and gays are some freak , you are actually the freak . haha . so currently my wallpaper is the picture of the gays . wahahahha ! showed off to the whole class ! its fun, hilarious and sexay ~
lalalalala . first day of school (: whole class met up and went to lecture late together ! hahaha . ADRIAN and me was like tired , so we talked about lame stuffs and crapped lame jokes to wake one another up . first lesson of the day was law lessons , its kinda fun ! then did presentation on law , made a blunder , but overall i guess i did well and thanks for the applause people ! hee ^^ lalalala ! after that went to get law reference book which cost me 16 bucks ! arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! its only the first day of school and i have law assignments ! then had construction lessons similar to architecture . omg , cool ! all the lessons i dreamt of taking is all on my timetable (: sure gonna enjoy my poly lectures and tutorials . thenthen , had ournationourworld tutorial , did lame stuffs and i called the lecturer " evil mother " hohohohos . evil me ! andand i found out that quite a number of us in class share the same dreams and fantasies . LOL . the highlight of today is that ruiting and a couple of girls got the email of a cute guy which combined lecture classes with us . FUNNEH ! love 1A/04 . came back sengkang had dinner with peeps and slacked till 9.30 pm . homed, and its not time for bed . its time to rush my law assignments ! its due tomorrow . 0.0
phew ! a great day ! (: skipped school like i'm peanut butter XD LOL . see how energetic i am just having a day off from school . woke up at 10 plus am by christina , but sorry ! i'm really not in the mood to go for the amazing race . anyway , 1A/04 rocks ! we came in first (X wooohooo ! three cheers !
YEOHUIYEE came over to my house after school then helped her with her dnt - mood board while i was shoooping online . then mansi called and we left to meet her . not in the mood for breakfast at 4 pm . HA HA HA ! up to sk , played ball with peeps . then homed with dickson . thanks for sending me home :D bathed , and have breakfast at 7:45 pm . * claps * thought i was going immortal . contninued blog shoooping till now . omg , can't imagine if i actually total up the bills . still having problems calculating the things . shall get the smartTAYxinyi to help (; toodles ! off for some sleep , cos we're gonna have a party tmr !
woke up at 6.20 am ): went to school and was on time . glad that i had a class with rather cool people in there and they are fun (: we play games and did "pole dancing" as the punishment . i did trio with two unknown friends XD .! anyway, made my first friend by the name of christina . we shall be stuck together for 3 years as a class 1A/04 . people ! lets have fun and savour every moment of it . anyway, i didn't get lost in the school campus nor at the MRT :D seems like i'm getting more independent ! shall memorise everyone's name by this week , pray hard ! hahaha . toodles ~ off for some sleep .
" ringringring ! " school's starting ): dread the thought of it . guess its time that we start working hard for our own future , 3 years down the road and we shall see what we are destined to do . :D loves , all my people .
20090410 met up with dickson and yongthye for supper at ard 12 am , headed over to mac'donald . AGAIN =.= ! but didn't eat anything , because i wasn't hungry and was phobiatic of fastfood . after supper went up to yongthye's house till 3.30 am ! then he sent me home , while dickson simply just slept and ignored me . anyway, thanks bastard chewyongthye for sending me home (: reached home at 4 am and slept almost immediately . woke up at 9 am, just for breakfast ?! was too blur and tired to notice such things . toot ! homed , then slept again at 12.30 in the noon then woke up at 1 plus . went to the cemetry . realised that i was a potential gardener and was treated to ice-cream . hohohos . its as though i was having a picnic with my grandma . while she's in the grave and i'm sitting beside her grave . XD . then had dinner at whompoa . homed , bathed and slept till 7.30 pm . once again , i ps-ed tayhweiteng and tomansi !!! but i'm really veryveryveryveryvery tired . sorry ! ): . prepared and went to compasspoint to meet dickson . waited and waited and waited ! as usual , bastard chewyongthye was late . and the untamed dog ( weiming ) was even later ! gathered then went cathay and bought tickets for the unborn . waited for brian to * crawl * to cathay . wanted to go play pool but that place was flooding with people . so went to astorn for supper . then movied at 11.40 . RATINGS : 3/5 popcorns . was quite funny , i don't know the reason . but yongthye and me just kept laughing . weiming acted like some retarded beanie . shaking the popcorns and stuffing popcorns into ears . like WTF ? hahahaha . i guess , its the first time i watched a horror movie that i laughed more than i scream ! cabbed home ard 2 am ? , thanks guys for sending me home :D ! bastard chewyongthye ! you're a pain the arse ! but we shall have supper more often . * evil laughter * that's our trademark (:
20090411 lalalalalalalalalala . still lacking of sleep . and school's starting , so there's no time for me to sleep more ! dread having the thought of me having to train to dover every single day ! !@#$%^&*() asssholer ! , which is me ! act one smart go and choose SP la , now need to go school early in the morning ! !@#$%^&*()_ nevermind , what's done cannot be undone . hohohohohos , met up with mangoLJX and tayxinyi at compasspoint to go to flea market . as usual , mango's late for 1/2 hr ? train-ed to dhoby ghaut and waited for the stupid shuttle service that the organisers provided which i right from the start objected to queuing for that shit . Q-ed for 1/2 hr ? then the guy walked over and say , the shuttle service would take some time , so would your like to walk up to the flea market yourself ? its rather near , just 10 minutes walk . FCUK you ! nvm , smiles (: don't wanna spoil my day because of such nonsense . shopped at flea market for 3 hrs . spent 110 bucks :0 . sinful , shall turn over a new leaf real soon . train-ed down to bugis and went for dinner at the soup spoon , my favourite !!! spent 22 dollars over there . money ran away again . then went to the new mall beside bugis street . it was big , not a bad place to add on to my slacking outlet . pretty restaurants over there , but the shopping sucks . and the toilet is scary .
supposed to meet peeps and cab down to sbc together to watch c' girls match . but i didn't make it . because some peeps were having oral and i was waiting and waiting and waiting for almost an hour . finally , they are done (: butbubtbut . PHFFT ! it was too late to cab down to sbc for the match . sorry tomansi ! so , i officially owe you yakult ( 6 bots ) and swensens ? anymore . can't think of others . LOL . ohya ! and i passed my flu and cough to tomansi and dickson . XD . BACK to the topic ! erherm . so everyone met up at compasspoint , ate dinner everything went up to SKCC . standard routine =.= ! around 8 ? headed to CP for tomansi's siblings dinner . MAC'donalds again ! . fastfoodfastfodfastfood . shhhh ... ( but they ain't fast at all ) . XD . then slacked and slacked till nearing 10 pm ? homed .
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arghhhhhhh ! hate the way things turn out to be ! shitshithitshity ! slept at 6.30 am . was expecting to wake up at around 12 noon and meet MANGOljx at 1 . ): but once again , things cropped up . phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhft ! mama called and said : " girl are you free ? can you help me ? please ? i'm like really busy now and can't get down to vivo . and my staff is sick so please help me ! " i seriously wanted to reject , but youknowiknow . woke up at 11 ! bathed , prepared and rushed down to vivo . LOL . there's nothing to do in the shop and i didn't sell a single shit . hahha . because most of the time i was using the computer and surfing the net , at the same time earning $6/hr . woooooohooooooo . ;D . time past rather quickly but its really boring at the start . till ........................................ ridiculous customer 1 and 2 came one after another . hahhahaha . should i say they made my day ? anyway , the things i'm typing below is really draggy . but hilarious . if you're bored , come and enjoy . HA HA HA !
hohohohos . scenario : walked in with a isetan paper bag with a pair of ECCO shoes in it .
acting skills and all the lines she prolly tried to memorise at home start blabbering out like a musical fountain ? oooops . its not as beautiful as that , or perhaps i should describe it as a flooded drain ? she said : " i bought this pair of shoes in october 2006 ! then i wore it to japan for 7 days . came back . then continued wearing the shoes twice or at least once a month . then recently i walked from whatever bank to whatver bank .... then i walked from pacific plaza to shaw house . then i felt something pushing up on my ankle . then my daughter said that mummy ! there's ashes flying up . =.= . then i was very shocked ! its like biodegradable ! its really very shocking you know ? its biodegradable ! " * she touches her forehead and gave that dissapointed face . * and once again repeated that the shoes actually biodegradable ?! LOL . when ida ( ET freak ) was trying to explain to her . she continued with her own fantasies . " i own alot pair of shoes ! * blabbering all the shoe brands . * do you know that i went down to ecco counter and then i'm really dissapointed in the way they answered to this problem . how long is long ?! you tell me how long is long ? your promoter asked me how long have i bought this shoes ? can you tell me how long is long ? omg ! and your shoes are biodegradable . i own a pair of hush puppies shoes and i don't have such problems . it lasted for for 10 over years ! ....... " she continued repeating the biodegradable stuffs to ida . LOL . then behind the counter . ida was like _!_ we'll call you ma'm , we'll call you ma'm we'll call you ma'm _!_ FINALLY ! she left . hohohos . rebutting to the ridiculous customer 1 ; you bought that pair of shoes during sales in 2006 (: its rather long for your imformation ! although i can't define your long , but according to mine , its rather long . next , i don't care a damn if you went to japan with our shoes or went to outer space with it . i don't care if you walked from a bank to the other , because its seriously no link . and , what do you mean by biodegradable ? it means that our ecco shoes is Capable of being decomposed by the action of biological agents, especially bacteria . is your house or your leg that dirty ? eeeeew . bacteria bitch ! hahahahha . andandand , you don't have to flaunt your wealth in front of me , cause i didn't catch any of the brands you mentioned . perhaps you should think about whether to blurt them all out the next time you come back to ecco , with another pair of your so-called shocking biodegradable ecco shoes . PS . if you're still in the state of shock blabbering your own fantasies . please go to the doctor . (: . recover soon ! ohya , or if you don't plan on recovering , you might as well join hollywood and get a role as a janitor in there , because you look like a mop . and you can go like " omg ! all this feaces are biodegradable . "
hohohohos . scenario : came in with a plastic bag with ecco shoes in it , and sat on our sofa . called for me . then ida wanted to go over instead of letting me face this shit alone . but she's rejected ! the guy went like " i speak chinese . " hahahahah . so i went over .
he started taking out his ecco shoes and pulled it wide open . scare me ! i thought what was he trying to do . LOL . he said , " look look look . don't you think that the tongue of the shoe is not straight ? everytime i wear this pair of shoes the tongue keeps sliding to the side and its very uncomfortable . " idk ! unable to explain such inexplicable phenomena , called for the help hotline . ida came and ask me to say that it can't be helped , because its his walking problem and that he just have to tie his shoelaces tighter . heehee ^.^ ! i told him and he was kinda pissed . and said " although i bought this shoes during a sales but i still spent over a hundred bucks ! isit not allowed for me to raise my unhappiness when i am not satisfied ? " i'm dumbfounded . then ida ask me to ask him what he want us to do for him . " he say he hope that he can replace one , because ystd he went to a shoe shop that also sells our shoes . then the person over there says that they can replace the shoe for him FOC if we can't help him attain satisfactory . " ida called her boss a.k.a my MAMA . hahahhaha . the outcome was : he left he shoes behind so that we can send to our cobbler to figure out whether is it really the problem with our shoes or just his unique wearing and walking style . before he left , " your colleague's attitude is really bad . she should learn from you . here , we are not solving a problem that is impossible to be solved . and last time i bought a pair of nike shoes they didn't gimme such problems . " * me smiling widely and just laughing , hoping he leave right now ! * thank god , he left . (: i thought he would wanna stay for a delectable high tea with ida and me . pheeeeew !
alright , he's not as ridiculous as ridiculouscustomer1 . so i'm not gonna rebutt him , i'm just gonna give him a piece of advice . since you've come to feedback on our shoes just two days ago , where did you pick up your courage to come back to the same outlet again to feedback once again ? although you succeeded this time round because auntie jessillia went over to suntec's outlet alr or you would prolly be dead before you step out of our shop . hahahah . next , i think you're downright naive for your age . geez ! did you step into some unknown shop and get conned by the salesperson ? who would help you replace a pair of shoes freeofcharge ?! even if you bought a pair of shoes from them , do you think they would be so generous to give you some sort of buy-1-get-1-free package ? although time are really bad nowadays , nobody would do that . or isit you making up stories just like customer1 fantasizing ? if its true , please leave their contact number with ecco , so that we can refer similar cases to that unknown shop . please make sure that they survive the economic crisis . (: may god bless this naive man with wisdom !
the problem with people coming back to feedback about our shoes is that they really love to share their fantasies with us . i think ida's and auntie jessilia's collection of such fantasies is more than enough to make it into volumes of bedtime stories . (: funnneh !
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You might be able to figure this out if you read it carefully. Three men went to a motel. The motel manager said a room cost $30, so each man put up $10 and went to their room. A little while later the manager realized the room was only $25, so he sent the bellhop back to the three guys' room with $5. On the way to the room the bellhop couldn't figure out how to split the $5 between the 3 men, so he gave each one of them $1 and he kept the other $2. This meant that the 3 men paid $9 each for the room for a total of $27. Add the $2 that the bellhop kept = $29. Where did the other dollar go? ( can someone tag me with the answer ? i'm totally clueless ) XD
met up with slowPORK a.k.a. sotong YEOHUIYEE at around 12 am this morning ! went to mac for supper / breakfast ? whatever ! we ordered two sets of macspicy . hohos . i managed to finish my burger and nuggets . but seriously felt like vomiting everything out after that . stupid pork practically didn't finish anything . she played with her burger and played with all the tissues and chilli sauce . i guess we wasted 1 meal worth 8 bucks . LOL . sinful ! SLOWpig a.k.a known as tomansi . wahahhaha . so we slacked till 3 am ? hohohohos . then sotong send me home . thank you (: . slept the moment i reach home .
woke up at 11 .30 am -.- bathed and went off to meet dickson at simei . cabbing cost me a whole 10 buck . was i really crazy to go simei ? i think so as soon as we started walking around eastpoint . what the hell ?! there's not even an arcade or cinema over there ? the place with the most people in the mall has gotta be NTUC . LOL . deprived of things to do , we played with escalators and the lift . then went into pet safari . though the pets were like cuties . but seriously ! ewwwwww ! can't imagine them coming near me . ): walked and walked , crapped and crapped . finally , decided to go back to Sengkang . taking train is fun :D . hohos . although didn't know how to really change back to the right line to get back to sengkang but smart ME figured it out . right dickson ? hahaha . met huiyee at cold storage and dickson bought the forkcumspoon thingy for weiming (petdog XD ) . then went to kfc for lunch , went up to SKCC for no reason . mum called , so off to chompchomp . just had kfc , and next on chompchomp !!@#$%^&*() siao ! so full how to eat ?! but didn't dare to tell them that i ate alr . so forced down a chicken wing and had cockles . how lucky can i be to have sumptuous feast for both days ? hahahaha . homed , and now i'm freaking bored to death .
♥ ! BESTSPASTICFRIENDFOREVER ! ♥ first of all ! happy birthday ; my dearest and loveliest one and only gentle giant on the universe - MR JOSHUA YAP ! (((((: despite all the excuses of being late that makes me pissed , and the finding of the bloody 55 market street and geek terminal being booked for private function ( phhhhft ! ) its was a fun day ! hahahaha . now , on the list of mangoLJX and my favourite hangouts would add on raffles place ! lalalalalalala . so after walking around aimlessly for an hour or so , we decided on waraku . seriously , the mangager is really damn F***-ing hell XL . give us the whatevr tone when we asked bout the egg . LOL . took pictures then walked around central . went for dessert :D wooohoooo ! had strawberry crepe with raspberry ice-cream and berry dream fruit tea . took pictures again and then went to get sweets =.= joshua yap ! you better don't finish the GIGANTIC lollipop and the abstract designed sweets ! or you will never shed 35 kG ! shall upload all teh pics next time !
then parted , went to granny's hse for sharkfin (((: [ good food for the day makes my swimming session on friday go down the drain ] played majhong with granny . like WTH !!! 50 cents 1 dollar . waaaaa ~ so i lost -.- didn't even win one game ! should seriously start training my majhong skills again . so thats all for the day .
a little muddle headed at times ,
no sense of directions at time ,
eating too much at times ,
crapping too much at times
:; but if i'm not that way i'm not who i am .
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